Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Beware the automatic door
Okay, this confuses me to no end. Why is there a sign on every automatic door in the world that says "Caution"? I mean was there a rash of automatic door accidents that prompted this sign?
I don't even understand why it is necessary to use caution whilst entering an automatic door.
Often when approaching an automatic door I will alert any companions to the dangers ahead.
"BE CAREFUL!!!! There is an automatic door."
I postulate that far more people run into non-automatic doors thinking that the door will open for them, I have even seen this on occasion. I have never spied a sign saying "Caution, normal door". You would think that sign would come in more handy.
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ReplyDeleteCRAP! Where were you this morning when I broke two femurs, three nails and two pancreassssses in an automatic door?
ReplyDeleteDeadly, I tell you. mumblegrumblemumble
Word verification: NOUSHETT, which is French for "no shett."
Second word verification, as I screwed up the first one: PUBLES, meaning "having no pubes."
you have rescued me from many door incidents and i thank you, my beloved pirate ninja. not a day passes that i don't sigh with relief that i did not marry a ninja pirate; there's no telling what hazards may have befallen as a result.
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